Failure of the day (FOTD) #1

sorry, couldn't take it. sneezy nose + cramps + bad bad bad headache + weight gaining isn't a very good combination for such a day, though it does make me more focused in econs as i'll be so damn lazy to move about except screaming at myself for NOT taking more tissue. other than that, it's stalling my brain(sighs, irony detected - brain has always been stalled), thus, i've turned to my good ol' buddy, acer aspire to relief myself(literally dude)

gonna come up with something lame on this blog, soon. (then again, hasn't it always been lame?) was inspired by all those fashion beauty and make up blogs where they teach girls how to apply makeup correctly or what hairdo suits what face or what design should certain people avoid and everything about being vain and layering cakes of lead on your face. (yes, sighs, lynette goes to such places when she's bored. ok lyinglying liarrrrrrrrrrrr. "honest" Iago)

i've managed to 'punned' something from there. all your fault la deb. you and your puns. but nehmind, me likes.

FOTD (to them-the makeup gurus there, it means(methinks) ''Face of the day", which implies that they'll submit a 'face' that they did. ahya, grandmother lee doesn't really know how to explain, but it's like breaking down the steps for this 'face' that you've layered with makeup on that particular day for everyone to see. yah.) OKAY. chill me will not put horrible caked up faces of yours truly on this already depressing, with a dry and weird sense of humor blog. i don't want to be the reason.....

for the increase in teenage suicides. thanks alot. (but then again, not alot people read... so perhaps i should.......)

NO LA. MY FOTD MEANS "FAILURE OF THE DAY"

you guys have no balls about how lame and idiotic and failing a day of mine can get whenever im out of the house (that's why im always lazing at home. super nuable. ok sidetracking) i can encounter so many degrees of 'fail' to the extent that i feel like a total failure (i am not okay). so im here to spread my sorrow, and accepting more people into the fail club.

just when you thought this was bad enough....

" d(^_^)b"

"hey how did you get that inverted 'b'?"

"its called 'd'"

yes. the world isn't really a smart place afterall.

oh, and to start the opening ceremony of my most awesome and lamest thing that i would ever do in 18 years and on of my life, my bosom friend - Orange Peel shall grace the honour. oh, O.P is friends with deb and lisa too. (no, its not the same packet that i bought 2 months ago. wuahaha)

surname-tan skin.

oh, and while taking this photo, i realised it's a product of china. oh melamine! die you lucifer! leave thy gall bladder you stones. make me pee in peace!!

i love my k750i and im looking forward to further downgrade my handphone! fensi/fan has NOKIA 3310!! OMG I LUB THAT PHONE. colourless and still can change the provider into some weird cartoons one. me likes. but too bad he's an ass in that aspect and refuses to lend wifey. which means i can't steal it from her. assss. i want to play snake.

ps: my mom is listening to wanglihong's weiyi. TRENDY OR WHAT!!? SCRAPE THAT! she's listening to jaychou's jian dan ai now! OMGAHHHHHH.

bye, got a date with sloman. awesome kickass